Random Thoughts – 11/23/21

So I heard a loud ass car go through my neighborhood the other day and I thought, damn, that’s fucking loud. Like seriously, who wants to hear that where they live? While writing this it does occur to me this a first world problem – and it’s like, “just give it a rest, it only lasts a few seconds”. But during those few seconds it bothers me so much, it knocks me out of the mood/mindset I was previously in. I just don’t get the allure of having a loud ass car and driving it in city streets or around your neighborhood – no one enjoys it other than you. I presume just like with big cars it could be a compensation thing that is widely know across the states…. That’s a topic for another day.

Now I will say that loud cars are cool in the right setting. I’ve gone to one Nascar race and the loud cars zooming around the track (only turning left) was quite sensational. There’s just something about going to a car race that gets you pumped up. I will say though, that will also be the last Nascar race I go to since it’s about 3 hours of cars turning left. Not to mention its a cesspool of humanity with confederate flags flying around and trump memorabilia all over the place. I do recommend people to go check it out for themselves at least once though! Next up is a formula 1 race!

All in all, I’d just like to say a sincere FUCK YOU if you have a loud ass car and I hear you in my apartment.

Blog Update – Nov 11 2021

Haven’t written anything on here for a minute. Life is crazy and busy sometimes. The plan going into next year is to post a lot more on here. Rather than focusing on reviews and reactions, I plan to post some random thoughts frequently and some personal opinion pieces. Really looking to write more next year and express myself somehow! Ever since getting into the real working world I’ve had a yearning to express myself through the arts. I’ve made music a lot (rap beats) and have also become a much more frequent reader. Too bad I wasn’t like this when I was a kid when I had more free time huh…… But anyways, be on the lookout for more content coming up and especially next year. Looking forward to posting more going into the future!

-Jabers

Donda Review

I’m going to cut to the chase here – this album is meh. I don’t want to label this as either Trash or Fire here – I don’t feel like it deserves either classification. I will admit I like some songs off of this album – but as an overall project this is just forgettable. I’m sure Kanye stans will disagree there – but anyone who is still a Kanye stan at this point needs to rethink things with their life. The dude is the epitome of POS – and its sad to see people still enabling him. Kanye needs help – mental health is not a thing to mess with and he’s been off his rockers for a long time. Too many yes men/women in his life – someone needs to tell him straight to his face that not everyone he says/does is correct or amazing.

Back to the album review. Sonically I actually like this album quite a bit – but the lyricism is trash. Some deep bass lines in this cut along with some edgy melodies make for a pleasant listen – but then you start to actually listen to the lyrics and you question why you are listening to it. Kanye’s ego pours out into the lyrics and that is not a good thing – his verses just leave a lot to be desired. I also wasn’t a fan of a lot of the features on this album – which Kanye relies on in many of his albums to elevate his songs.

All in all this album isn’t going to have me coming back to listen to it. A couple of songs might make my liked songs list in spotify, but I will not be itching to get back to this album to listen from front to back. This album is just too damn long – almost two hours long?! Come on you can’t expect to keep listeners tuned in all the way through. I will say, this was better than I thought it would be going in but it wont make any top album list of mine.

Overall Rating: 5/10 – meh

Top Songs: Jail, Off The Grid, Jesus Lord, Ok Ok, Junya

J. Cole – The Off-Season Album Review

Tracklist:

  1. 9 5 . s o u t h (prod. Boi-1da, Maneesh & Colemxn)
  2. a m a r i (prod. J. Cole, T-Minus, Sucuki & Timbaland)
  3. m y . l i f e (feat. 21 Savage & Morray) [prod. WU10 , J. Cole & Jake One]
  4. a p p l y i n g . p r e s s u r e (prod. J. Cole)
  5. p u n c h i n’ . t h e . c l o c k (prod. Mario Luciano & Tae Beast)
  6. 1 0 0 . m i l’ (prod. J. Cole & T-Minus)
  7. p r i d e . i s . t h e . d e v i l (feat. Lil Baby) [prod. T-Minus]
  8. l e t . g o . m y . h a n d (prod. WU10 , J. Cole, Frank Dukes & DJ Dahi)
  9. i n t e r l u d e (prod. J. Cole, T-Minus & Tommy Parker)
  10. t h e . c l i m b . b a c k (prod. J. Cole)
  11. c l o s e (prod. J. Cole)
  12. h u n g e r . o n . h i l l s i d e (prod. Boi-1da, DRTWRK & Don Mills)

J. Cole has come out of the shadows in the rap game to deliver his 6th studio album The Off-Season. His last album KOD came out in 2018 to mixed reviews. And to add to that, his production on a lot of his older albums have felt out of touch with the rest of the rap game. This was due to Cole being the main producer on his albums and not wanting any features on his albums. Anyone remember the famous joke “J. Cole went double platinum with no features”? Well that mindset for Cole was detrimental for his albums over the years. Lets be real, Cole’s singing in some of his older albums left a lot to be desired….. Fortunately for this album, Cole has embraced other artists and producers to make for a better result.

The Off-Season is a short and fresh album that doesn’t have many throwaway tracks. We were given some more melodic beats along with some soul beats that Cole seamlessly raps over. The album starts with a bang with “95.south” that hits hard with some tough bars and a punchy flow from Cole. This song also provides the most well remembered line from the album (Mario/Luigi line) – which I still can’t determine if its fire or trash. The next three songs on the album all are great listens with “amari” being my favorite song on the album. This song has a great melodic feel to it – along with Cole switching up his flow and delivery within the song. One interesting tidbit here is that the beat was actually a “throwaway” from Timbaland from a Twitch stream. Timba didn’t even save the beat from the Twitch session – Cole rapped over a YouTube clip of the beat and asked Timba to recreate the beat!

While the album starts off with a bang with the first four songs, the middle starts to lose that high energy. 100.mil’ my least favorite song on the album that sounds similar to some of his older songs on his last few albums. Many complaints about Cole are that he is boring – well this song certainly falls within the boring category – along with an annoying whistle being played throughout the song. This song seems out of place with the rest of the album and could’ve easily been left out in place of another song in his archives. The middle part of the album is saved a bit by the p r i d e . i s . t h e . d e v i l. This is a dope beat with a knocking chorus – along with 21 Savage contributing a satisfactory verse. i n t e r l u d e was released as the only single for the album – which is a low key flex to have your lead single be an interlude. Cole knows his skills are top in the game and just wanted to let everyone know.

Another favorite song of mine on this album is the last – h u n g e r . o n . h i l l s i d e. A simple sample chop sets the tone for a serious and reflective song. A perfect ending to this album that leaves you wanting more from Cole – will we see that soon or will it be another long wait? Cole has seemed hungrier in the past couple of years and has shown his willingness to work with more artists and producers recently. Let’s hope his future work is more in line with this last album, if so he will cement his legacy as one of the greatest to do it.

Verdict: The Off-Season is a very good album that lacks just a bit that prevents it from being a great album. But in comparison to his previous albums this is a clear step up in quality.

Rating: 8/10 – Fire

Favorite Tracks: 9 5 . s o u t h, a m a r i, p r i d e . i s . t h e . d e v i l, h u n g e r . o n . h i l l s i d e , i n t e r l u d e

Meh Tracks: 1 0 0 . m i l’

Kings of Leon When You See Yourself Review

I will start by saying I am a Kings of Leon (KOL) stan so my viewpoints on them are a little biased. With their 8th studio album, When You See Yourself, the Followill gang is retreading well-worn territory. A band staying within themselves is not a bad thing, as this earthy, slightly pop sound is what originally attracted most of KOL’s many fans, including myself.

The Kings of Leon sound is carried by the unique voice of lead singer Caleb Followill. While Caleb’s vocals are still a strong point, the instruments around Caleb can be so overpowering at times. On a few songs it is simply hard to hear him and harder to understand what he’s saying, see “Stormy Weather”. 

All in all, When You See Yourself is not reinventing the wheel, or taking many chances at all, which makes for a fine album by KOL standards, but it is also an album that is less memorable with every listen. The album has two types of songs; the longing, reaching out for something, slow song and the percussive, uptempo fun song. Some of the uptempo songs such as “The Bandit” and “Stormy Weather” are not as formulaic as the bright, fun, but ultimately boring lead singles of the band’s past albums, but they are close. 

On the other end of the spectrum, the album has a murderer’s row of classic KOL “longing for something” songs in “Supermarket” and “100,000 People”. Fortunately these two tracks are high points on the album, along with “Time in Disguise”, because Caleb’s vocals are allowed to shine. Honestly Caleb’s vocals should always be allowed to shine because the arrangements around the vocals are never groundbreaking. KOL only manages to really experiment with “A Wave” where the band plays with song structure to emulate the actual ebb and flow of a literal ocean wave. 

If you are a fan of KOL you will probably like this album, even though the album feels like something the band could have put together in their sleep. The Kings of Leon have reached a level of maturity that allows them to produce music that is so squarely in their own wheelhouse. I will say, the KOL wheelhouse is a nice house, it’s very cozy, nothing to complain about, but at the same time there are no doors to exit the house and maybe explore something new, and no motivation by the homeowners to renovate the house and create something better.

Favorite Tracks:

  • Supermarket
  • Time in Disguise
  • Claire and Eddy

Final Verdict: When You See Yourself is fine, but a little too familiar

6/10

Drake – Scary Hours Reaction/Review


Well, this certainly continues to see Drake come up with mediocre music. I wont venture to say this is absolute trash, but this is just a bland project. Not much ambition or energy on these songs – Drake’s sound has been pretty consistent for a while – boring, monotone music. He’s starting to sound more like 21 Savage and other monotone rappers which to us is not a good move.

What’s Next: Easily the worst song off this project. I have to say this song is hot trash. Boring ass beat that sounds like something I could come up with (yes I do make beats as a side hobbby lol). Some terrible lines come through in this song too. “And Valentine’s Day, I had sex, okay?” I mean, what a terrible line – cool story Drake, we all know you get women. Drake has always been prone to some corny ass lines through the years and this song doesn’t disappoint there.

Lemon Pepper Freestyle: The last time Ross and Drake linked up on Gold Roses it was fire. Great beat with some slick lines and a booming chorus. Well the newest installment in the Rozay and Drake discography is pretty meh. Not much to be excited with here. The sample is nothing special here and the drums and beat just don’t do much for me. This sounds like some elevator music – which really at the end of the day is nothing we want to hear. This song seemingly goes on forever as well – which doesn’t correlate with the song title that has “Freestyle” in it. How can this be a freestyle while being over 6 minutes long? LOL – this song just stretches on for too long.

Wants and Needs: The best song of this bunch – but that really isn’t saying much. The most complex beat of the bunch that has some bounce and movement to it. Unfortunately the chorus doesn’t do it for me and Drake’s singing here just lacks melody. More of his monotone flow and range. And can we stop adding Lil Baby to songs – a lot of these kind of dudes just can’t rap. And they all rap about the same crap. But there are some good moments on this song like the verse for Drake – but not enough to make this a repeatable song in my playlist.

Final Verdict: Scary Hours 2 is close to Trash – nothing to get excited about here.

Score: 4/10

NBA All Star Game – Does it Suck?

The answer to the title is yes – the NBA All Star game sucks. In brand with this site we can officially call it “Trash”.

Why does the game suck?: No one tries and the effort is just not there. Fans have been complaining about lack of defense in the league for a long time. Well, don’t watch this game if you want to see any kind of defense (As I’m writing this the half time score of this year’s game is 100-80…… LMAO). Just watch the clip below to see the kind of defense that is played during the game:

Now, while this play is pretty cool off first glance, the underlying effort and game is just plain bad. Though I’m not lying to you I wish I could see these two play together in the future (biased Warriors fan take here). This game is a glorified exhibition where the players don’t give any effort.

Do we even need an All Star Game?: While some sports have made the game actually mean something (like the MLB where in years past the winner got homefield advantage), most sports leagues just have it be an extra game for the players to play. First off, do we really need a game between the all stars? Does anyone actually enjoy the game? I can’t remember the last time I sat down and watched the NBA All Star Game (as a matter of fact I can’t remember the last time I watched any sports’ all star game). Can’t we just have the all stars be called all stars that year and not play an actual game? Most NBA fans will agree that the best part of all star weekend (or day thanks to covid this year) are the extra events that take place before the actual game. The slam dunk contest and the three point shootout are the only watchable events of the entire weekend. The skills event is also hot trash – no one gives a damn about that.

Possible solutions to make the game not suck:

  1. Create a 2×2 tourney: Now I think this has been brought up by others or even talked internally with the NBA. Create a half court 2×2 tournament between the players selected to the all star game. The logistics for this could be tough though; how do the players team up? Do they get to choose each teammate? Or should it be random? I’d side on random part to make it fair and more interesting. It could be easy for the top echelon players to team up and then destroy the rest of the teams. Randomness would even the playing field.
  2. Incorporate different rules or court: This is an interesting idea – as other leagues and tournaments have played with this. What about trying out a 4 point line? Trick shots or underhand shots count for more? Those are just a couple of ideas of ways to make the game more interesting since its strictly an exhibition – why not add some wonky rules to see different shots the players can make?
  3. Simply, don’t play the game: The game as it is right now is trash. Why don’t we just throw it away like trash should be? Instead of playing the all star game, come up with some fun events in addition to the Slam Dunk Contest and the Three Point Contest. Some ideas: Horse/Pig game, Half court challenge (though they’ve incorporated this before), 1×1 exhibitions – king of the court style where winner stays in and the loser goes out. They do this a lot in youth camps and they are pretty entertaining.

Where do we go from here?: Something needs to change. The All Star Game right now sucks. To make it more entertaining, there needs to be some changes. I’ve highlighted some that could work in this post but I’m sure there are many other ideas to make for a better game/weekend for the All Stars.

Verdict: The Current edition of the NBA All Star Game is Trash

Yelawolf Blacksheep Review


In the kitchen and it’s tasty! Boy is it tasty, you could even say it’s delicious. New album Yelawolf Blacksheep combines the unbridled charisma of Alabama rapper Yelawolf and the low-key flow of his heir apparent; Florida rapper Caskey. The album is equal parts bravado, and introspection with both rappers weaving in and out of these moods creating a quick but exceedingly fun listen.

Blacksheep wastes no time, as the opening track, “Just the Intro’” shoots the listener out of a cannon with trumpet fanfare and booming bass tones. Yelawolf and Caskey set the precedent for what Yelawolf Blacksheep will bring, as the rappers go bar for bar, hardly coming up for air, intensifying their flow with each verse. This is our first taste of the amazing chemistry these two artists share, and how they can push each other to create some of the best performances of their career.  

Let it be known that Yelawolf and Caskey have created a successful joint album in today’s rap era where artists often don’t attempt joint albums out of fear of being upstaged by their partner on the project. Yelawolf Blacksheep dispels any need to have an argument comparing the two rappers as both artists sound distinct, hold their own, and even bring the best out of each other over the course of the project. 

Yelawolf has, refreshingly gone back in time to reclaim the flow that originally put him on the map with his major debut album Trunk Muzik 0-60. Although Caskey is less well known, and clearly younger, he has a cool confidence, and steadiness to his flow that is a stark contrast to Yelawolf’s style but just as captivating.

After the explosive title track the album shifts gears several times with varied production that paints a different mood for each song.  Album highlights include tracks such as “Been a Problem” where the duo practically succeed in blasting the listener out of a larger, more powerful cannon than the intro track. “Billy and the Purple Datsun” combines an aggressively sinister beat with grim verbiage from the two rappers, creating a track equivalent to a more energetic Griselda track from Benny the Butcher. Track “Turn up in Tijuana”’ sounds exactly how the song’s title would suggest; a sun drenched and boozy day party south of the border. 

Both artists also manage to get personal about the price of fame, haters, friends turned enemies and their rough pasts on tracks like “Daytona”, “C’est La Vie” and “Million Dollar Deal”. These introspective tracks clearly don’t reinvent the wheel with their subject matter, as these waters are well tred, but they are highly relatable due to the artist’s earnest delivery in these moments. The more introspective tracks do offer a respite from the braggadocio bursting from the seams of the other tracks. 

The finished album is far from one note and both artists showcase their distinctly different rapping talents to give the album layers of texture. Not all of the album’s production will transport you and not all the lyrics will entertain you, but even the worst tracks on Blacksheep, such as Cookies and Tat Shop are still decent. There are few complaints to be had on this album if you take the album for exactly what it is and that’s a damn good time.  

Favorite Tracks:

  • “Just the Intro”
  • “Been a Problem”
  • “Billy and the Purple Datsun”
  • “Turn up in Tijuana”

Final Score: 8/10 : Certified Fiyaaah!!!

Golf – and the inability to watch


Live golf tournament coverage is trash – there isn’t any other way to describe it. Not many people are into watching golf all through the tournament Thursday-Sunday. But the inability to pick it up and watch whenever the tournament is going is a huge hindrance to trying to grow the game of golf. If people can’t watch live golf tournaments then how do you expect people to even care about the sport?(now whether golf is a game or a sport is an interesting topic. A lot of people stop playing golf because frankly, it’s just too difficult. I myself think why do I keep playing this game if it’s so damn hard. Being able to watch pros make the game of golf look easy is one of the reasons people keep going out to play. If that guy/women can do it, why can’t I?


Now I know many of you might be asking, “well isn’t there a Golf Channel”? There certainly is, but it isn’t always showing live tournament. In fact, most of the time its showing golf talk shows or re runs of older tournaments. Golf tournaments usually run from Thursday-Sunday so it’s no surprise the other days don’t have live tournaments; because there aren’t any during that time! But during the tournaments it can be hard to find any live coverage at times. Typically during the Thursday/Friday rounds you can find coverage late at night that isn’t live but was from the same day – similar to how the Olympics does it – which we can all agree is hot trash. You can usually only reliably find live coverage for golf when it is a major tournament – and it can still be hard during that! How can you expect people to get into golf when the public can’t easily watch the biggest tournaments of the year?

There are many reasons golf is a dying sport right now (though with covid it’s since a nice boost since its one of outdoors things you can do) – but if the PGA and main golf associations want to help stop the decline in players, an easy remedy would be to get their fans easy access to live tournaments year round.

Final Verdict: Golf Coverage is Trash